Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
