it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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