Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
third nipple confirmed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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