Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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