its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Two words: nipple clamps
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