i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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