I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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