so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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