Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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