That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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