will power is for people who don't want to get laid
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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