I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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