Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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