Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
one might say we're banned from that church
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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