I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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