Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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