3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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