I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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