do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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