just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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