Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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