Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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