I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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