you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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