He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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