we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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