He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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