I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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