well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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