i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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