please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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