ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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