And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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