Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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