There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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