I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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