Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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