i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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