3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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