I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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