He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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