What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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