Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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