i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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