We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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