It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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