Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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