is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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