I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
birth control should be required to get into college
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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