I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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